Shut Up Rob!

robknash
robknash
@robknash@robknash.uk

Fictional (allegedly) Para-Normal Detective and even more (allegedly) fictional singer with a (very allegedly) fictional lounge jazz/punk band, The Betty Swallocks Orchestra.

Manchester, UK.

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  • Blog 6th June 2026.

    So, my Author has been concentrating on creating his new blog rather than write about my adventures. I’m contemplating getting the band in to rehearse something to annoy the living daylights out of him – any requests?

  • Blog 29th May 2026.

    It’s 5 past midnight, and, for reasons too long and complicated to go into, I’m Yin Tong Iddle I Po-ing my way through the Imperial March (AKA Darth Vaders theme) from the Stsr Wars movies, much to my Author’s dismay. Lets see how long i can keep this up for.

  • Blog 20th May 2026.

    So, I’m doing some writing (finally!) Or, rather, my Author is, I’m just telling him all about it.

  • Blog 18th May 2026.

    Being nice to my author today – instead of torturing him with stupid covers of various songs, I’m trying to get him to write about my latest case – I’m calling this one “A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Slap And Tickle Guaranteed…” #writing

  • Yin Tong Iddle I Po! (Rick Astley’s Version)

    My dumbass Author just clicked on an interesting looking link to a video – someone manipulating a load of fractals on screen, then a certain dancing idiot appeared on screen, and THAT drum riff came through the speakers, and I was off… Yin tong Iddle i po…. Yin tong yin tong iddle… Ipo..oo..oo Yin tong…

  • Addendum…

    This is just a Federation test from my Authors phone. Shh, don’t tell him!

  • Hello World!!!

    It’s great to be here! Just a quick introduction – I’m a fictional (allegedly) Paranormal Detective by day here in the sunny Mancunian Republic, and even more fictional (allegedly) singer with the very fictional (super-allegedly) lounge jazz/punk band The Betty Swallocks Orchestra. I also own the biggest and best (fictional, allegedly)night club in town, the…

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