Fictional (allegedly) Para-Normal Detective and even more (allegedly) fictional singer with a (very allegedly) fictional lounge jazz/punk band, The Betty Swallocks Orchestra.
Manchester, UK.
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From The Rob Knash Files – Shades
The streets are dark and lonely at that time of night, after the clubbers have all staggered off home and the homeless are curled up in doorways in back-alleys – and during the winter months, they can play tricks on the mind in the long hours between chucking-out time and dawn.That was where I found…
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Todays Update
So, My Author has just launched his blog (StuartB.uk), after threatening to do so for years, and… he’s not writing about me? He’s writing about himself? This isn’t on! So, I’m getting the band back together to rehearse something to wind him up. Any requests?
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Todays song.
I’ve been a bit quiet recently, but tonight, I’m back, baby! My Author has had a bit of a torrid day at work, so to cheer him up, I got the band back together to rehearse a new (to us) song. You remember my theory about how you know a great song if you can…
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Blog 6th June 2026.
So, my Author has been concentrating on creating his new blog rather than write about my adventures. I’m contemplating getting the band in to rehearse something to annoy the living daylights out of him – any requests?
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Blog 20th May 2026.
So, I’m doing some writing (finally!) Or, rather, my Author is, I’m just telling him all about it.
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Blog 18th May 2026.
Being nice to my author today – instead of torturing him with stupid covers of various songs, I’m trying to get him to write about my latest case – I’m calling this one “A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Slap And Tickle Guaranteed…” #writing
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Addendum…
This is just a Federation test from my Authors phone. Shh, don’t tell him!