robknash
robknash
@robknash@robknash.uk

Fictional (allegedly) Para-Normal Detective and even more (allegedly) fictional singer with a (very allegedly) fictional lounge jazz/punk band, The Betty Swallocks Orchestra.

Manchester, UK.

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  • Blog 20th May 2026.

    So, I’m doing some writing (finally!) Or, rather, my Author is, I’m just telling him all about it.

  • Blog 18th May 2026.

    Being nice to my author today – instead of torturing him with stupid covers of various songs, I’m trying to get him to write about my latest case – I’m calling this one “A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Slap And Tickle Guaranteed…” #writing

  • Yin Tong Iddle I Po! (Rick Astley’s Version)

    My dumbass Author just clicked on an interesting looking link to a video – someone manipulating a load of fractals on screen, then a certain dancing idiot appeared on screen, and THAT drum riff came through the speakers, and I was off… Yin tong Iddle i po…. Yin tong yin tong iddle… Ipo..oo..oo Yin tong…

  • Addendum…

    This is just a Federation test from my Authors phone. Shh, don’t tell him!

  • Hello World!!!

    It’s great to be here! Just a quick introduction – I’m a fictional (allegedly) Paranormal Detective by day here in the sunny Mancunian Republic, and even more fictional (allegedly) singer with the very fictional (super-allegedly) lounge jazz/punk band The Betty Swallocks Orchestra. I also own the biggest and best (fictional, allegedly)night club in town, the…